my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize