If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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