VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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