You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 87 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:41am
    Reply Report

    In Soviet Russia, lion punches you!

  • 73 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:34am
    Reply Report

    A throat punch is a good defense in any situation....

  • 73 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:59am
    Reply Report

    11:35, are you a one man wolfpack?

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:35am
    Reply Report

    Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:38pm
    Reply Report

    Oh god, I hate auto-correct. They'll drown in their own blood, right?

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:40am
    Reply Report

    youre actually supposed to shove your arm down its open mouth as far as you can and try to gag it. which seems counterproductive but i saw it on discovery so its cool. dude shoved his arm down the tigers throat, stopped it mid lunge.

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:28pm
    Reply Report

    We live in America ppl 12 yr olds have guns now. If u see a lion go Alabama style and pop some caps in that beast. Problem solved

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:25pm
    Reply Report

    Yay for good soviet Russia jokes!!

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:29pm
    Reply Report

    1:35 is a joykill. just sayinnn.

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:46pm
    Reply Report

    This actually made me laugh. I'll remember this when I decide to take that African safari I've been putting off.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:39pm
    Reply Report

    Mansers says that is in fact the best defense

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:49pm
    Reply Report

    if hes close enough for you to punch him in the throat your f'd anyway......good luck with that....keep the lion wrestling to the spear chuckers

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:39am
    Reply Report

    Take his word for it. Don't question.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:34am
    Reply Report

    Mufasa. Oh yeah first!!!

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:35pm
    Reply Report

    Umm, so before any retards try this at home, a lions' neck muscles are very thick and punching it won't do anything except get you eaten. If you see a lion, try to scare it by making yourself look bigger and make loud noises. If they are eating your face off, then try to gag them, or hit/ kick their nose as hard as you can. Eyes are always good.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:43pm
    Reply Report

    haha12:35, the hangover reference. LOVE IT!

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:47pm
    Reply Report

    11:41am just made me laugh out loud in a really quiet writing lab. well done sir/maam!

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:47am
    Reply Report

    Pulled apart by horses had it right.

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:37pm
    Reply Report

    They'll drown in their own blood right!

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:43pm
    Reply Report

    Huh, let me know how this turns out.

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:09pm
    Reply Report

    1:35...it'll get you eaten if you punch like a bitch

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:46pm
    Reply Report

    I am saddened that I actually know people that would say this as a "flirtatious" conversation starter.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:35pm
    Reply Report

    11:59, it's 11:35 here. I was a one man wolf pack, until you came along. And then my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there, there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone in the wolf pack and you joined in later.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:10pm
    Reply Report

    He probably listens to a UK band called Pulled Apart By Horses. They have a song called 'I Punched A Lion In The Throat'.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:34pm
    Reply Report

    1:35 is Buzz Killington. However I am highly intrigued with 1:55.....

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:06am
    Reply Report

    your actually suppose to punch it in the gag reflex

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:51pm
    Reply Report

    ah, the chuck norris approach. classic, yet effective

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:18pm
    Reply Report

    i heard the best defense against Tigers was to hit them with a golf club.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:40pm
    Reply Report

    1:35 watched manswers.