I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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