Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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