Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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