I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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