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wow. woo me matt, woo me.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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