If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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