She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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