just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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