Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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