# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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