I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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