Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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