we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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