Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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