you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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