Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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