is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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