"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Pants are for mortals
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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