I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Every concussion has its silver lining
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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