no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Randomize
