We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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