Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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