accomplished twins. life is a go
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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