Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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