I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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