They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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