happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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