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  • 60 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:42pm
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    Well, you said you wanted 9 inches, so I had to fold it in half...

  • 57 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:31pm
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    Ugh my area code, and all the penises are ugly out here. I need to move to beautiful penis-land.

  • 45 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:02am
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    No man should apologize for his penis....ever.

    • 12 10
      Submitted by DavidWnC on Apr 20, 12 at 9:33am
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      Not even "2 inch Sam"?

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:24pm
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    In Soviet Russia, we have penis-shaped boomerang.

  • 39 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:51pm
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    boomerang shaped penis' are hot!

  • 43 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:41pm
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    And I'm optimistic, because everyday I get a little more desperate. And desperate situations yield the quickest results.

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:49pm
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    holy shit! I'm in the 919 area code and either there are multiple guys in town with that same situation or she's talking about my ex.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:07pm
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    fuck... i know who shes talking about..

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:50pm
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    1:31 would you accept this dick... in a box

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:42pm
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    I like curved dicks. They hit my walls instead of my cervix...well sometimes when my bf is excited, he hits my cervix, but I'll pay that price for his big CURVED dick. Now I'm excited to see him! ^_^

  • 38 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:08pm
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    Ah 1153 epic movie right there

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:32pm
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    Not all dicks were created equal.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:32pm
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    so if she curves up and he curves left i image there would be a position that would make for some incredible sex....

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:07pm
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    ummm I would assume for the girl it would actually be better right? I'm a guy but wouldn't the curve allow it to directly stimulate the g-spot?

  • 36 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:10pm
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    Haha i have bent dick, down not left. In anticipation of this situation I've made sure to develop legendary tongue skills. always gotta have your backup plan in case the bitch is a shallow whore...

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:21pm
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    save your energy needle dick you're going to need it.

  • 37 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:04pm
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    Goddamn. I feel sorry for the poor man cursed with a bent penis...

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:38pm
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    919, lol... this is probably about a guy named Bones or Lee or Brian or whatever he calls himself now, because yeah, that shit is gross. Not to mention the hair growing all over about 80% of it.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:47pm
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    It's shaped that way cause ur supposed to play it like a saxophone hoe. U should be getting down on that shit like michael Bolton biatch

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:10am
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    goddamn I'm so horny

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:43am
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    fractured his penis? are you fucking stupid?

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:32am
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    okay, its so funny you say this because i feel the exact same way hahaha my ex boyfriend and i just broke up and now hes with my best friend. and neither of them have apologized or said anything at all. AND he as a bent penis cause he fractured it. so cool, i feel your pain. hahah

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:08pm
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    Maybe you should apologize for being a bitch....

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:14pm
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    Uncircumcised dicks look like anteaters! Make sure you pull the skin back and clean in there all deep - like....

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:16pm
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    12:15 That is so not true I am not circumcised, but mu penis is bent to the left. It still does the job. The OP is a shallow whore, and you are an idiot.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:53am
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    shouldn't be fucking around corners! Porkys anyone?

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:42pm
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    214 when I think boomerang I was thinking curved up not side to side. Kinda like a bow. SO I would be right in that if her g-spot is where most girls are then it would be direct stimulation...

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:12pm
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    Apologize for yourself...whore

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:32pm
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    Someone had too much butt sex!

  • 33 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:57pm
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    this is medicinally referred to as a boomerwang, no lie

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:20pm
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    I think this post is kinda like all those "first!" posts--it's just to piss readers off and get a reaction.

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:02am
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    ......Right Angle Syndrome

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:38pm
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    Would you call it a Bone-merang?

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:24pm
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    Hahahahaha!!! I love this.

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:39am
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    oh i thought we were talking about eric hile. an asshole that uses people with his "bend" that im sure his mom has been all over. ew.

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:05pm
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    why does HE have to apologize to YOU? whatever happened remember that you are the bitch and that no guy EVER owes an apology to a cunt

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:15pm
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    I agree with the ones who have written you need to work with the shape you have. But it sounds like this guy with a big curvy dick doesn't give a shit about you, so my advice would be to stuff Christmas cookies in that hot little pussy of yours and look for new dick on new years

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:25pm
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    no his is shaped like a right angle

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:51pm
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    i feel like i know the bitch that said this too. too many sluts in the 919 area code apparently. if it is, "ewika" needs to stay the fuck away from other people's boyfriends.

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:25pm
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    OOOOOOOOO THAT SUCKS!

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:28pm
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    In Soviet Russia, Boomerang is shaped like Penis.

  • 21 30
    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 7, 10 at 10:29pm
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    Left handed or right handed curve ? Too much Jack off time!

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:14pm
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    2:07 no. A girl either curves up down or straight. Not left to right. Pay attention in sex ed.

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:55pm
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    2:47 you're an idiot

  • 22 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:23pm
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    Agreed 1:31!! I only discriminate against tiny dicks...and huge one eyed monsters too, I like a happy median

  • 27 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:51pm
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    Circumcised dicks are the only ones that curve like boomerangs ew