I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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