Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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