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  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:41am
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    Some day you'll make some lucky guy real happy.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:39pm
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    i'm actually pleasantly surprised to not see the text end in the word "Classy." cuz that shit is not classy.

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:17am
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    Dumb everyones done that before

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:39pm
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    As any other true Southern Belle has done......just don't lose the pearls.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:43am
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    I didn't know high-class prostitutes had friends to text.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:48pm
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    not as bad as when i cleaned up someones vomit with my diamond ring and pearl earrings on.....

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:34pm
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    Only in the great state of Texas

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:42am
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    That's why they call it a gag reflex.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:14am
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    That's what u get for waking up in Vegaaaas!

  • 23 18
    Submitted by dicksearcher on Oct 23, 11 at 8:12pm
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    Now that takes class

  • 10 13
    Submitted by In_Soviet_Russia on Apr 11, 12 at 12:29pm
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    FAIL