I feel great
I just peed on a car
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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