When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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