I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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