Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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