Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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