So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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