guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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