I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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