I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize