My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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