A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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