when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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