Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
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so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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