He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Randomize