Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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